Our trolleys bumped in Lidl. Front of the cold cuts.
We apologised in harmony then reached for the same sausage. You tittered first. I let you have it and picked up some pâté instead.
You asked me what terrine was exactly. I said it was a loaf of forcemeat. You said, "Well, no-one can ever forcemeat to eat it.” I laughed and lost my nerve. I was trying to think up a witty retort, but that takes me time.
You steered down a different aisle. I hope this reaches you so we can shop again. I'm sorry I was biltong-tied.
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Biltong-tied - brilliant!
Hilarious - you had me at Lidl 🤣